Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
He started it, sorry
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Chase scene
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Sorry!
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
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j4gerb0mblitz 6
He wanted you to join the chair committee
Ddevon 4
don't blame him, disabled people need to have fun also.
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Comments (143)
nini94707 0
Ow!!! Wow never seen a FML like this!
ih82bl8 2
Oh, sorry bout that...
leadsails320 0
stay br00tal.
Madkitty2403 1
Some handicap person 0.0
zombiekitten87 12
How can one be "brutally" run over by a wheelchair? What, was he going all of 2 mph?
sugaboo 1
Some motorized chairs, especially the newer ones go quite fast, my mom is a menace in stores!!!
laneyp 0
XD!!!!!
robo_thunder 13
Move it or lose it.
ProhibitionRose 14
Hmm maybe he had a reservation at Chili's with his boys and you were what stood between him and getting there?
Mxpxdude189 0
get up and kick his chair over. its not like he can run from you!
Yodelmeister 18
Shit; I laughed way too hard at that and now I'm going to hell :( Thanks a lot asshole.
Yodelmeister 18
I laughed way too hard at this and now I'm going to hell :( Thanks a lot, asshole.
angiedancesalott 8
lmfao.