Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
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txgirl2013 14
Ah...time for the birds and bees talk...along with a spelling lesson..
SCREAM4meeee 0
meh, sometimes I get tired of looking at girls so some nice looking grills get me pretty excited...
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EZ2XLR8 7
Well... you didn't expect a 12 year old to be a perfect speller did you? You can't say you were perfect at spelling at 12. Most kids aren't. Nobody in the world can spell every word perfectly, no matter how smart, or what degree you got. That's why they have spell check, which actually decreases how well people can spell, studies universities have done, have proven it. But given the word your son spelt wrong... he could have easily figured that one out.
flakitaa22 0
LMAO. i Have a similar story, i used the computer after my 12 year old brother and what would come up in the history was "neked wemen" , "nued girls" or "Nacked Senila Gomes" xD
Hoksta 8
Sounds like it is time for someone to put a password on the computer, and keep better track of someones computer time.
flakitaa22 0
naah. i never told him or my parents that that had come up, he's a boy. let him him be. it's completely normal.
carlycar97 0
what a dumbass
badactor009 0
newsflash mom. if he can't find **** on the Internet by 12 he is behind the power curve. He is not competitive with his peers and you will be supporting his **** lovin' ass the rest of your life. Forget about the ****, that's normal. Pay attention to his school work and lend a hand there. if you had been doing your job he would know how to spell common words like girls, gang and blonde.
whatwhyhoo 10
Maybe he can't type and corrected the spelling. One handed typing with proper spelling is a skill. :-)
itswhateveridk 0
the hot grills could have been literally nice grills fo your teeth
tr3vst3r 5
Or maybe he was spelling it like that on purpose to trick you ;)
hurray4jmk 1
I don't think it's that he can't spell... He was trying to be clever to trick you.. Just not clever enough.
ZER0SI6KSSE7EN 0
i started jackin to **** when i was 10.. the kid will be fine
cleolappost 0
baaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahah! that is funny!!!