Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
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morgann4826 0
time to stop watching so much ****
daniel1_1 13
I pity the fool.
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Comments (410)
sulhaq 4
Alt+T for a new tab my friend. Learn it. Love it.
elizabethross 0
well to be fair he was In his room with the door closed and its rude for people to barge into a room, there are a number of things he could have been doing besides watching **** that he also would have needed privacy for. Not his fault he got caught
DQEight 8
Windows 7 show desktop button FTW
itooamscrewed 10
Use headphones, but only put one ear on so you can still hear. If you can, place your computer somewhere it can't be immediately visible from the door. Always have a second application open, like iTunes, that you can quickly click on (and headphones will seem even more reasonable after that). And worst case scenario, tell your mom that it's a perfectly healthy thing to do and that from now on could she please knock before entering. As long as you're cleaning up after yourself, I hardly see how it matters.
fabyzoe 2
its time to use that wonderful invention called a lock
Breezy4sheezy 2
Rule #1 of **** watching... lock the door
schomes 0
Umm how the **** r u on FML then if u got ur phone and computer taken away and u have no way to use the internet so in guessing u dont have an ipod touch
brittany1655 5
you guys sound like youve never ****** watched **** in ur life. im a chick and i'm not afaird to say when my boyfriend isnt around-- yh i redtube some shit... i remember my brother finding **** sites in my history so he edited my screensaver to say "dirty **** watch" xD and then told my mother.. what he found.
jonisprettycool 5
You ALWAYS need to have a safe tab.
zachmansuper 0
Dude Just be a ninja and get a laptop Take it to the washroom ;p