Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
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duds24 0
dude, come out of the closet
fuckmyl1f333 0
Why would u admit this?
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Comments (199)
beaniebabe 0
That's pervyy
Kar98 6
No you're not.
leahhhhh 0
You're straight, and a picture of your ex girlfriend with a penis turns you on? Ummm, how does that work out?
Weil 0
This doesn't necessarily mean you're gay, it just means you're into traps.
tafam 0
I think we're all missing the point of this. Why were you looking for pictures of your ex-girlfriend in the first place? Why keep them at all?
Waabishkii_ikwe 0
Hey, nothing wrong with liking the idea of a nice ass-pounding from your ex. Prostate stimulation = VERY pleasurable.
MTF23 0
This isn't FML.
sonik42 0
Ewwww WTF this isn't an FML it's just sick!
shelby0716 0
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skittleface 0
yeah. call some other guy's feitish sick. but you all would get all offended and defvensive if someone called yours sick. eveyone has one. just chill and grow up.