Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
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duds24 0
dude, come out of the closet
fuckmyl1f333 0
Why would u admit this?
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Comments (199)
notsocrafty 0
it's all good enjoy what makes you happy. life is too short.
His_blondie 0
This isn't an uncommon fetish. http://www.tsseduction.com/site/?c=1 enjoy!
xpikoalax 0
You're gay. Don't worry, it is SO much better :D
lalaland302 0
There was some kind of survey that says guys actually get turned on more by straight **** than lesbian **** or solitary **** so it's really completely natural
monkyepum 0
You aren't gay. You're turned on by hermaphrodites! Congratz. You're unique. (:
harmonb 0
She must be ugly
paigeey16 0
OOO DAMN DUDE U MIGHT JUS WANNA GO 4 A TRANNY!
Wileypube 0
It's called gynemimetophilia. I'm not sure how common it is, but the OP may have it.
Dogman332 0
im turned on by men transforming magicaly into women
grog_fml 3
guess you're not really straight...