Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
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duds24 0
dude, come out of the closet
fuckmyl1f333 0
Why would u admit this?
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Comments (199)
lunchmeat317 0
I don't really understand why you'd put this out there. Y'know?
staciieee_x3 0
umm wtf. how is that funny? i think someone is still a little bit bitter from the break up?
StopBeingADouche 0
Somebody needs closure...
cactus_fml 0
That's what you get for being a douche and photoshopping a dick onto your ex-girlfriend. I mean really, even if she was a huge bitch, be the bigger person.
RuralNinja 0
No she doesn't. You can't point to 1 common stage in the process of embryonic development and say they're both the same. That would be like saying a car and a truck are the exact same because they both came from the same steel factory.
athos1237 4
Nothing straight about you. No wonder she's your ex.
esushi 0
Nothing straight about liking **** and a girl's face? Uh, right.
Kitty34_fml 0
The fact that someone would keep naked pictures of their exgirlfriend and then photoshop them later is really, really weird..
JDsaltyfalls9 0
Yeah that doesn't mean you're gay, man. It just shows how much you really hate your ex that you find her more attractive as a guy.
qwerty123456789 0
I guess you're not really straight then...or your girlfriend is beyond hideous. Or you secretly want to be ****** with a strap-on.
elsieenchanted 0
"Hey, I'm going to look for nude pictures of my Ex-Girlfriend," -5 Minutes Later- "Hey, I'm going to photoshop a Penis onto this nude picture of my Ex-Girlfriend," -10 minutes later- "Hey, that's hot!" -1 minute later- Hey, I'm going to tell FML about this!"