Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
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Top comments
duds24 0
dude, come out of the closet
fuckmyl1f333 0
Why would u admit this?
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Comments (199)
shaquanda 0
turns out you're a little less straight than you thought ;) lol
shankzilla 0
doesnt sound like it you boy lover
SirAwesome 0
Google "chicks with dicks" and you'll get millions of hits. It's one of the most common genres of fetish ****. And yes, for some reason, it's mostly a fascination of straight men, believe it or not.
spillproof 0
1/2 strait?
xoxkarinexox 0
You learn something new everyday right? (: today you just happened to have learned that you're (as #29 put it) half straight xD
gingermonster16 0
What a ******* tool.
mjsmclaren 0
#'s 15-18, you like chicks with dicks ya ******* freak?
hk_fml 9
oh well, good for you! If you like that sort of thing, then go for it. as others have pointed out, there are TONS of men into that. Dont feel bad about it, it's common!
Lifeless_search7 0
straight you say??? mmm.... not anymore buddy ol' pal! lol. but it's otay. :)
Mikeymikey 4
wtf is wrong with FML??? the posts are sorted by user which sucks... u have to scroll down and up to read the whole thing!! hey ppl bring the good old FML back. Don't become another facebook pls.