Today, since my alarm didn’t go off at 7 a.m., I awoke to my mother attempting to perform Necromancy on me “as a joke.” She wore a black robe and everything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my alarm went off at 6:30am. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year-old guy. FML
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Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML
Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Your mother has good taste. I got a lot of "wake the dead" comments as a teenager for not getting up, but my dad's favorite escalation was an ice cube down the back. A fake necromancy ritual though, cosplay and all, is creative and original. Your mom gets major internet points!
cuz803 46
Retaliate by performing a exorcism on her
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cuz803 46
Retaliate by performing a exorcism on her
rainbowdonnareed 18
Has she never heard of spring break
Bogrbon 27
Your mother has good taste. I got a lot of "wake the dead" comments as a teenager for not getting up, but my dad's favorite escalation was an ice cube down the back. A fake necromancy ritual though, cosplay and all, is creative and original. Your mom gets major internet points!
bleachedraven 14
that is creative 🤣
BurnInDemonFire 39
You forgot to mention whether or not you pissed the bed in sheer terror.
ThorCTF 12
My mother is an alcoholic and would throw me out the bed if I slept in even a little bit. Wanna trade?
ClickClackClive 3
Your mum sounds ace!!