Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
Today, I found an old USB drive in a drawer and spent the afternoon going through the files, expecting embarrassing photos from school. Instead, I found a spreadsheet I'd made at 16, listing every person I had a crush on, complete with rankings and notes. I'm now terrified someone will find my “Top 10” list. FML
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML
Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML
Today, I bought an expensive notebook because I wanted to become the kind of person who plans everything. On the first page, I carefully wrote my goals, habits, and schedule. I haven't opened it since. It is now the most organized thing I own. FML
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
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jodulieu 3
and apple thanks you...
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
46 shut the **** up
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Comments (199)
gabiec124 0
it's called downloading my friend
amadan 0
Why are people saying to illegally download music? It's not fair really at least op supports artists. Makin that spreadsheet is ultra weird though.
djlolo1129 0
same with me
born_this_way_fml 0
i've probably spent over $1000..
trthompson 0
wow what a dork just jailbreak ur iPod and u wouldn't have to pay for shut loser
whiteboy11 1
Jailbreak your iPod and you can get all the shit you spent that 800$ on for free
butterflyz1961 2
Damn. You better start downloading that stuff for free.
RandomGirl19 0
damn I don't even make that much in a month!
sky22_fml 7
It's understandable...
iPhilosophy 0
you understand you can download songs for free. haha looks like I owe apple 600 dollars