Miscellaneous: Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to... - FML

By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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jodulieu 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:58

and apple thanks you...

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 10:31

46 shut the **** up

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TTesla 10

Saturday 9 May 2015 18:23

Those little songs really add up...

eternallyfml 4

Friday 23 September 2016 13:43

I've done that before. With bonus charts for practice.

lucasjames22 8

Thursday 6 July 2017 16:39

geez. learn how to download music for free. That's ridiculous.

pins91 27

Sunday 28 July 2019 1:07

Thank god for the invention of spotify

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