Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
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Top comments
jw90 18
Haha nothing like first impressions right?
cottoncandymango 17
He's just nervous about the new babysitter.
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Comments (49)
cottoncandymango 17
He's just nervous about the new babysitter.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Hey it happens to everyone, you just get so excited... It wiggles it's way out of ye arse
ex_stripper_jk 20
If an 8-year-old is pooping from nerves, then either the child has some serious anxiety issues that need to be handled or the potty training didn't got as well as OP thought. Whichever one it is, that shouldn't happen.
gotaplanstan 28
Nervous? More like scared... shitless....XD
ex_stripper_jk 20
#29 though clever, that doesn't make sense. Less ***** would be preferable here, but instead OP has a shit to clean up. Unless she left it for the babysitter...
gotaplanstan 28
Well, we don't know what the babysitter looked like. After all OP did say the turd appeared AFTER the introduction ;;
Wowxoxo 17
The baby sitter was probably extremely hot.. Hide your husband OP!
shan88 14
31. Stripper in name, stripper in brain
ex_stripper_jk 20
66 I'm a housewife and mommy, not a stripper dear. Didn't you catch the "ex" and "jk" part of my name too?
jw90 18
Haha nothing like first impressions right?
fsomelife 26
Scary to think of the following impressions this kid will make.
alexwow1 13
Well that must be embarrassing. Did the babysitters ask for more money
gotaplanstan 28
Or maybe less turds?
aceboogieswagg 7
Hmmm... "shit" got real
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Your pun is just crap.
arleenxo 11
Hope the babysitter doesn't get a wrong impression.
jkmartinjk 16
Now, what would be the 'wrong impression'? That the kid is 8 for God's sake and should be potty trained? If so, she is accurate in her thinking.
persianninja 23
Wrong impression? An 8 year old who doesn't know how to use the toilet is a clear example of a parenting problem
DieselGuy_21 7
Well, ain't that some shit!!
awkward611 26
nerves don't worry though if she's a good babysitter she won't make a big deal out of it
Tiffosaurus 12
Thats a shitty situation.
ILoveMyArm 15
*waits for millions of people to complain about how "unoriginal" that joke is*
fsomelife 26
Now your name, on the other hand...
SuperDanielNL 23
Accidents happen I guess...
0d3m1b3 0
Shitty deal!