Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML
Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML
Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see, but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML
Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
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Top comments
kel_pie 1
why would be holding a kid that had no pants on ...
imperfectclarity 0
Why was he sitting on your lap without pants?? Ew.
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Comments (198)
missytessemma 0
why were you holding a kid that had no pants on?!
isalovesFML 0
sucks for u... fyl
Azlbee 0
Why in the hell were you letting someone else's child sit on your lap without pants on? Perv
cocky 0
why didn't he have pants? were you molesting this kid? maybe he shit on you to get away. a self defense shit.
22jrdn55 15
lmao
KesiaFabulous 0
Hahahahaha! best comment ever #167 but yeah seriously, why did the kid have no pants on?? OP is a major creeper and should not be babysitting anyones kids.
mikaelap14 3
umm... why wasn't he wearing pants....?!?!
xrod_fml 0
what the hell you creeper having a kid pantless on your lap
samm_rupp 0
okay at first i agreed with all of you and was like wtf why was the kid pantsless?? but like someone else said the kid was probably wearing a diaper which if you've ever had a young kid around with only a diaper on, you would know that they don't always hold everything in like they're supposed to. once i was holding my niece, she had a diaper and shorts on and i still managed to get her shit all over my god damned shirt. so lay off this poor person
harrypotterfan12 0
U REALLY ARE AN IDIOT
ChrisJ13 0
and u didt feel ur leg gettin warm???!?
trumpetGIRL12345 0
were you using the laptop when he "used it" and did he shit or pee on it and did this brawl it
trumpetGIRL12345 0
hey it's yourself