whattabrat
Canada
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
Chubby
Belgium
Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
loueb17
United States
Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML
ellen77
Santa Barbara, United States
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
never again!
Demon child
Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML
NewlyChildaphobic
Ireland
Clever boy
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Lauren Smith
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
911 is a joke
Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML
mom
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
mandy
United States
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Ilminster, United Kingdom
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
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Denikk 0
What a little bitch... I hate spoiled kids... -.-
clm123455 14
What an emergency.
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Comments (128)
perdix 31
You're just the babysitter, you need to score points with the little bastards. For vegetables, you should serve potato chips, corn dogs, Funnyuns and carrot cake. Let his parents force the brat to eat the hardcore serious veggies.
whatwhyhoo 10
Only in the US.
Metteris 0
Seriously, non of those above are veggies. Carrot cake, really? And as for pizza - its just lame.
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
It's called a joke, lady. Grow a sense of humor.
perdix 31
#77 A babysitter is not a dietician/disciplinarian who is paid enough to force-feed a kid a healthy diet. He or she is a low-paid entertainer/watchman who needs to separate the kid(s) from death and serious injury. Unhealthy eating and minor injuries are part of the fun of having a babysitter;)
micahsmommy 13
If a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down then a slice of melted cheese helps the veggies go down. That and a big gulp of milk.
venom1576 3
BWho the F@%K drinks a big motherF@%king glass of milk to eat veggies!!!!! Cheese is common but idk wtf your talking about with this milk nonsense!!!!!!
micahsmommy 13
Most daycares now only let the children drink milk at meal times. When I interned on an army base CDC many of the children who didn't like veggies would put a bite in their mouth and then take a drink of milk to wash away the taste.
thiscrazything 1
Should have had a V8.
clm123455 14
Hahahahahahaha!!
madison8895 11
What a brat.
J_Shorty_17 6
Umm, I hope this kid was severely punished for abusing 9-1-1. My dad would have smacked me if I did that as a kid!
Caramelli 0
Haha, you deserved it. You shouldn't make people eat their vegetables ;)
TrollBaby 8
I bet you didn't eat your vegetables as a child.
Caramelli 0
Oh yes I did.
iFizzgig 11
"911 what's your emergency?" "this bitch is tryna feed me carrots!!"
ma77 9
Surely dispatch would name it a non-urgent job.
mike3775 39
Depends on how the kid stated it. When my kid called 911, he said I was abusing him, which made it a high priority call. In the end, the kid got a lesson on abusing the 911 system by having to spend time picking trash up off the streets
TheSofaKing 7
Some schools/teachers teach the kids to call 911 if your parents do something that the kids do not like. The school district I live in teaches "stranger danger". For a couple weeks you can hear the kids in the stores saying "stranger danger" and there is a spike in 911 calls for that.
dragonmirado 12
Vegetables suck! You deserve to be locked up.
SoultheWolf 19
OMG! That is hilarious! I'm sorry you got 911 called on you but that is SO funny. I hope his parents punished him when they got home. Especially because if cops are called for a false crime or prank the charge whoever called them. Doesn't matter how old the person is.