Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, I was babysitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two-hour struggle, I finally managed to get them into bed. I then asked them what they wanted before going to sleep. The eldest replied: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML
Today, I was baby sitting ten year old twins. When they first saw me, they ran away screaming and hid in the closet. This isn't the first house where this has happened. FML
Today, I was instructed to tell my niece a bedtime story, so I made up a story where they come down to Earth and steal all the ice cream. Suddenly, she burst into tears and ran to her mom, screaming, "The aliens are coming! Save the ice cream!" Now, I'm banned from bedtime storytelling. FML
Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
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Cheeley 17
Better tell them about Santa so they leave you and go after their parents.
waltjrimmer 6
"No, kids, you see, the Easter Bunny told me he wasn't going to be able to make it and I should help. Why? Uh, well, his mom got hit by a car... NO! WAIT! STOP CRYING! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
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Comments (43)
twaumat 28
what exactly did you think would happen? that they will always believe in santa, Easter bunny, and tooth fairy?
Aykula 11
Why would you go through the trouble of hiding eggs? The easter bunnys real, right? Wait a minute...
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Yeah i don't blame you. I mean come on they're gonna find out sooner or later
perdix 31
Were you "hiding" the candy in your belly? Nom-nom-nom!
Leasha3 14
Their poor childhood is ruined haha there goes the Easter Bunny. We all make mistakes!
theycallmekitty 13
That's why you drug them to make sure they don't wake up ;)
carebear808 12
Wtf...
bansheebomber 14
You would be a terrible babysitter.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Please tell me you aren't serious...
M3DIC4T3 29
Poor kids. I cannot imagine my parents hiring a babysitter to hide the Easter candy from me when I was younger.
moonsalt 20
The sitter was probably doing it for fun. It can get boring when the kids you're sitting are asleep.
Vanillanougat 14
"You sit on a throne of lies!"
ZBR39 4
That's what you get for celebrating a pagan holiday and lying to children about stupid things like the easter bunny and santa claus
cornyrob 33
These are my thoughts, too. Easter and Christmas embarrass me by the way they're treated.
NeinKittenz 20
Yeah, let's not allow children to believe and have fun before there old enough to decide what they believe! **** logic
AngelinaF 4
You could tell them that you're the Easter bunny's sidekick and you promised him that you would help him hide the candy. Or maybe the Easter bunny got scared when he saw you and left the candy behind without hiding it.