Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, I was babysitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two-hour struggle, I finally managed to get them into bed. I then asked them what they wanted before going to sleep. The eldest replied: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML
Today, I was baby sitting ten year old twins. When they first saw me, they ran away screaming and hid in the closet. This isn't the first house where this has happened. FML
Today, I was instructed to tell my niece a bedtime story, so I made up a story where they come down to Earth and steal all the ice cream. Suddenly, she burst into tears and ran to her mom, screaming, "The aliens are coming! Save the ice cream!" Now, I'm banned from bedtime storytelling. FML
Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
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Cheeley 17
Better tell them about Santa so they leave you and go after their parents.
waltjrimmer 6
"No, kids, you see, the Easter Bunny told me he wasn't going to be able to make it and I should help. Why? Uh, well, his mom got hit by a car... NO! WAIT! STOP CRYING! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
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NeinKittenz 20
404 candy not found
rockydify 22
I'll never understand why parents lie to their children about the Easter Bunny and Santa - you can give chocolate and presents without them! It doesn't take away from the magic.
ciaraohagan94 5
Yes it does. It's a lot less magical knowing that it's your parents putting presents under the tree. The Easter bunny I'm not so fussed with cause there's Easter eggs all over the shops and no one can really agree on his backstory. But santa was a different kettle of fish. I was once told I couldn't go downstairs before 7. I woke up at 4 and just stared at the clock watching it turn over until it hit 7. Then ran downstairs. That's the kind of magic you get with santa. And what's wrong with letting kids believe in magic? I dont a generation of cynical children who'll just demand more off their parents
Hairnet 14
I honestly didn't know that you guys tell children that the Easter bunny was real or that it was supposed to give children candy. Where I am from the kids hide each others eggs (a BIG one filled with candy and a proverb) and make a Treasure map. I thought the bunny was just symbolic like the little yellow chicks and pretty flowers. Also on christmas The family gives each other gifts not the Santa Clauses (we have several). There is no less magic, you still get funny little men in red, cartoonish cat, the Tooth fairy, Sandman and so on. Additionally your parents get the credit and are in control.
rockydify 22
My parents never let me believe in Santa. There were still presents under the tree, wrapped. Every Christmas, we'd sit down and open presents from each other. Don't tell me that's not magical. Also, I didn't turn into a demanding brat.
ex_stripper_jk 20
You're still a great babysitter for going through the trouble of hiding all that candy. Most sitters just watch tv and do their nails.
cdkitty94 6
Why not just say the Easter Bunny got stuck in traffic or some bs and asked you for help scatter eggs for him this year, jesus. KIDS BELIEVE ANYTHING!
onorexveritas 24
liar?
ZacZ 8
A magical bunny that delivers candy in plastic eggs. Honestly, they're better off.
naiveprophet 15
hahaha. Not that the complete destruction of children's dreams is funny (well it kind of is) but the image of a bunch of little kids screaming "LIAR" at you is kind of hilarious.
ebrainer1 9
That's what happens when you submerge kids in a delusion because of a quaint little tradition. YDI for continuing the sham.
LadyMellark 5
You might as well tell them about the tooth fairy as well.
TcheQ 12
They tell the truth