Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, I was babysitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two-hour struggle, I finally managed to get them into bed. I then asked them what they wanted before going to sleep. The eldest replied: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML
Today, I was baby sitting ten year old twins. When they first saw me, they ran away screaming and hid in the closet. This isn't the first house where this has happened. FML
Today, I was instructed to tell my niece a bedtime story, so I made up a story where they come down to Earth and steal all the ice cream. Suddenly, she burst into tears and ran to her mom, screaming, "The aliens are coming! Save the ice cream!" Now, I'm banned from bedtime storytelling. FML
Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
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Cheeley 17
Better tell them about Santa so they leave you and go after their parents.
waltjrimmer 6
"No, kids, you see, the Easter Bunny told me he wasn't going to be able to make it and I should help. Why? Uh, well, his mom got hit by a car... NO! WAIT! STOP CRYING! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
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Comments (43)
press_start_bro 21
YOU LIAR!:((
smiliecat 13
What babysitter does the Easter bunny thing? That should be the parents job (unless they were out of town for a few days).
Megan639 16
Dude you suck. Every parent for all time has been able to pull this off. Really? You ruined this holiday for them.
BlinkandRHCP 7
Why is the babysitter doing this?
travtxson 5
Yea thats exactly what I was thinking, does she put the presents under the Xmas tree as well? Where are the heck are the parents on Easter Sunday...
damwoods 12
More candy !!!!!!!!
CharDee 15
Hey... at least you had good intentions. :) They were going to find out some time.
nifa86 12
That's what you get for having them believe in commercialised crap.
wvcheesehead1 9
Did you cry like a bitch when you tried to buy 13 pieces of easter candy in the express lane?
mercC63girl 6
Don't lie to your kids about unimportant stupid things like that
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You say you're baby-sitting. Either those kids aren't yours, in which case why aren't the parents hiding the candy, or they're your younger siblings, in which case, well I don't know, Unless you weren't being particularly quiet or careful, FYL.