Today, I was baby sitting ten year old twins. When they first saw me, they ran away screaming and hid in the closet. This isn't the first house where this has happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 4 year-old twin brothers yet again. I began to get desperate when they took my phone and would start crying every time I tried to take it back. My mother found me thirty minutes later, huddled in a corner, crying. I'm 27 years-old. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML
Today, I'm babysitting. The kids have only been home at the same time together for 15 minutes. Two of them have punched each other and the other is running in circles screaming. What is wrong with this picture? FML
Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML
Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML
Today, I was shut in a boiling hot room with six children: a ten year-old who kept shouting; a belligerent seven year-old; two five year-olds who thought hitting me was funny, and two two year-olds who wouldn't stop crying. Their parents were just outside, laughing away, ignoring me. FML
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Top comments
swansung 0
So, you have a face for telemarketing... or cattle wrangling. Could be worse. Could be your kids.
lovin_darkness 0
Ok Micheal Meyers, little tip: Try taking off the slasher clothes, putting down the knife and being friendly; maybe say hello
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Comments (124)
EmilyFelton98 0
Well then, have you considered a new job?
Lemycakes 4
i used to do that to my babysitter when i was really little.. she scared me because of how fat she was
MsMeiriona 2
is there maybe a neighborhood rumor about you being cruel?
HunterAlpha1 8
maybe you should stop wearing a ski mask.
HunterAlpha1 8
or start
totalldave 0
Try something new. Like a bag over your head.
FrescoLove 10
lol this must be icky vickey
SleepOnStones 5
I suggest wearing a Justin Beiber mask while babysitting. lmao jk. that would only scare them more...
kissmeee 5
omg that's actualy rlly sad... I feel for you
MistyEyed05 4
I have 8 year old twin boys and its a game to them to go hide when someone comes over. They aren't scared, just wanting to play. I wouldn't take it personally.
Moiety 10
At least you really don't know those kids (or that's what it sounds like if I'm wrong), my two cousins were so afraid of me when I came over they just hid behind their mom. It took long time for them to not be afraid of me, now they love me :) And as #119 says, don't take it personally.
Moiety 10
My time went out for editing comment -.- Just wanted to say: Oh, I haven't voted just because I don't know if they just wanna play or if they are scared. Hard to say ^^