WTF
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
France
Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
agstone
Today, at 2:47 am, my mom woke me up in a panic screaming about smelling gas and the house blowing up. Twenty minutes, two fire trucks, and a traumatized dog later, it was just the neighbors burning their mail. FML
wahhh
United Kingdom
What's going on?
Today, my neighbour from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML
Anonymous
Our house, was a very very very nice house
Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Anonymous
United States
Too late
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
floppy
Australia
Today, my house caught fire and almost burned down. My neighbour, who has always hated me, came up, patted me on the back, and said, "That sucks for you." FML
carsuck
United States
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
Rebecca
Emergency!
Today, looking out of my window, I spotted a fire raging in the building across from my apartment. Grabbing my phone, I dashed out to the balcony, only to slam into the screen door instead. After calling 911, I sprinted back out, only to clock the door a second time. FML
DamnDogs
Canada
Alert!
Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
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DjeePee 25
*Looks at the date* What did you expect on a monday? FYL, FYL.
forthepainx3 0
instantly when I read "pounding at my back door" I thought this was going to be about something else.
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Comments (96)
Wezl8 0
Just want to comment to those idiots spaming YDI votes. How the hell does some one deserve to wake up to their car on fire
bamagirl14 0
agreed
skateking133 0
the flames were golfin', they were golfin' everywhere boys!
besosforme 26
FYL for sure, OP. Cars are a personal thing to lose =[ Not as bad as a house, but a car still has belongings in it, and memories of trips, maybe a characteristically loose door handle that drives (ha) you crazy, but that's all the stuff you'd miss. Plus, gosh, with gas prices rising again, hopefully you hadn't just filled up! That'd just be salt in the wound, lol. Talk about a hot mess! Har har.
dansco 25
You should've really started with your car got destroyed by fire FML then, I have a nice neighbour who told me about it and probably ran the Fire people... And you're insured for the loss but still sorry :(
LilaBear 2
uh, not really. You create a better 'punch line' (for lack of a better term) leaving the most dramatic information til last.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
I can imagine this shit happening in a Will Ferrell movie.
GearHead94 3
You better hope you have Fire coverage.
noturfriend421 0
You must have been really drunk or just a great neighbor to let your neighbor pound your back door... we all need neighbors like you
Thabb 0
Agreed 67.
abbyquiet 3
you should have stopped at pounding at your back door. lol.
coolkid_matt 11
35, that would be so epic :D i just rofled