slugitha
United States
Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Karen
Sleep well?
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Hashtagfail
Netherlands
Slimed
Today, I went outside to feed the hedgehogs who often visit my garden. It was late in the evening and dark outside. I was walking barefoot, when I suddenly stepped on something. It felt soft and splashed apart under my foot. I looked and realized that I had stepped on a slug. FML
Anonymous
Things that go WTF? in the night
Today, as I was sleeping, I found a snail in my bed, yet I was dreaming so I thought it was a dream, but it felt real. I jumped out of the bed and I couldn't believe it. I wonder how it got there. FML
Shrieking_Shack_Maiden
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States
Top o' the mornin' to ya
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
yesikilledit
Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML
Anonymous
Oberursel, Germany
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
GnarCarBar
United States
Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML
jaqlove
Clementon, United States
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
whydoihavecats
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Morning!
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Top comments
jlang917 14
In a slimy situation OP?
holly_fly 34
I'm so sorry. But hey, at least you don't have a cat that tried to attack it while on your back or something right? Just take a nice long shower. :)
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Comments (52)
Laphog 17
My neck , my back . Lick my....ok I'm done . Slug life .
feven 32
I heard slugs are good for your skin. Your back is probably glowing!
browniesareluv 9
lol where in the world you hear that???
Redmond64 16
Denile-land?
The_ghetto_mango 25
Probably the internet. Slug slime helps skin.
Colon_Man 17
I was going to say the same thing. Don't people pay good money for slug treatment - skin stuff?
weatherxveins 29
Oh no. Did you figure out where it came from by the trail of goo on you?
__Kaia__ 12
Better a slug than a spider. Or a house centipede. I've woken up to a house centipede crawling around in my bed more than once. I find them much creepier than spiders. Now feel itchy and like they are crawling all over me. Excuse while I go get naked and scratch my entire body....
browniesareluv 9
so have I bout the centipede, had no idea they were house ones. I was l like wtf. Glad it only happened once, that's all I can handle.
__Kaia__ 12
They're just so ******* creepy with their scuttling-indoor- living -ways I never thought I could be more scared of a bug than spiders. When I moved, I discovered just how wrong I was. I sincerely hope it doesn't happen to you again. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy!
Mathalamus 25
jesus. talk about terrifying.
brenton490 19
awww man brings back memories in Florida when it's a surprise guess who game of what you will find in your bed.
browniesareluv 9
******* ewwww, I'll remember that when I'm dreaming of their weather
kayla_coussens 10
Where do you live?!!!
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
I gotta try this on my wife. I can't get her to wake up sometimes.
JKPwnage 27
Well time to wash your back. With acid.
jonjonguapito 15
Poor slug. Hope your not salty OP.