Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML
Today, my annoying colleague gasped, wrapped her arms around herself, started sweating, and curled up in a ball crying, "No, no, no" in front of several customers. They accused me of "setting her off", when I blurted out, "Sorry, she gets panic attacks." All I did was say the word "abortion." FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, I was selling personalised stockings at work. When handing a customer's order over to her, which had no name on, I joked, "Oooh this is a bit mysterious". She replied, "Actually, it's in memory of the baby I miscarried earlier this year." FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
Today, my husband rushed me to the hospital, and we were told that I'd had a miscarriage. Neither of us knew I was pregnant. FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML
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natas_fml 13
great job! did you punch her in the stomach afterward too?
te_amo_ily 0
that's rude
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Comments (134)
IxIBAZIxI 2
Seriously, who even jokes about babies being in a box? A mouse or some other small animal maybe, but really? A baby?!?
natvv 0
. . . I'd rather kill a baby than a mouse. How do you know the baby won't grow up to be the next Hitler, or George W Bush ?? What's the worst a mouse can be, a food hoarder ??
OwNowBrownCow 0
Read comment 13.
5t3ff1k4h 47
The mouse could scare the elephant standing near you, in turn making the elephant stomp you until you die a horrible death.
Freeze_fml 17
Interesting that you list George Bush along with Hitler. Whoever told you it was appropriate to put unnecessary spaces in front of periods and question marks should be burned.
cheergirly16 0
22 can um, leavee
ArrowLCMC 0
You meant Hitler or Obama right?
v_garcia3 0
I was talkin bout #13 on my first comment 22: FAIL!!! guess u shoulda been the baby 13 was talkin bout
Chrisskiies 0
A mouse can carry rabies and other diseases, infect people with said diseases, pass on fleas to other animals, infest, and ruin crops, thus killing people. One long sentence. ^
holysmokes420 0
your ******* retarded. rodents have a very small chance at actually carrying rabies. how about you sell your car and that gay hat you dumb beaner and go back to the High school you failed out of as a freshman.
Chrisskiies 0
Lol coming from a pothead who most likely gets punked around by mexicans, or any peoplebof color. By the by I wouldn't trust a pothead to know any information about anything other than marijuana, but even then it's minimal usefull info. Oh by the way I graduated like 2 years ago so please stfu and gtfo you ignorant excuse of a human. That is all. :D
hales1919 3
haha win 63
lilai1396 0
How in the world is it better to shake a small animal rather than a baby?!?
lilai1396 0
Okay, my comment was odd... But still, alot of animals dont do anything to people... Infact, some dogs are small animals. They are just wrong jokes in general, thats my point..
singer4life666 0
You could have used a better example haha.
Ttime21921 0
yuck
natvv 0
. . . ouch.
Silkie 0
Baby in the Box! :D
princessslala 0
not cool OP. not cool
cwj 1
Now I know what it's like to have everyone on the train look at you funny for laughing hard loong and loud. Thankyou OP you made my morning tolerable.
BJTrock 0
dam OP. FYL. you should think before talking from now on
gummibloo 0
Oooh you are masterful douche
esueh 0
I'm pretti sure that was a total accident saying that and all but jeez ...
xcl0wdx 0
^ you're cute