Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML
Today, my annoying colleague gasped, wrapped her arms around herself, started sweating, and curled up in a ball crying, "No, no, no" in front of several customers. They accused me of "setting her off", when I blurted out, "Sorry, she gets panic attacks." All I did was say the word "abortion." FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, I was selling personalised stockings at work. When handing a customer's order over to her, which had no name on, I joked, "Oooh this is a bit mysterious". She replied, "Actually, it's in memory of the baby I miscarried earlier this year." FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
Today, my husband rushed me to the hospital, and we were told that I'd had a miscarriage. Neither of us knew I was pregnant. FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML
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Top comments
natas_fml 13
great job! did you punch her in the stomach afterward too?
te_amo_ily 0
that's rude
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Comments (134)
Juvihaze 0
lmao wiinnnn
Katiekat12bby 0
asshole
TOL_fml 6
OP I live in Rhode Island too!
katieen 0
hmm, definitely ydi.
fitfriends 0
How could you forget something like that? ******* prick
grl7 0
dam yr stupid
Krypzo 0
Well Op, if I were your co-worker, I would kick you in the mouth, YDI.
Thepaperhero 1
no, it's because every guy who posts stuff like that is seedy and desperate, trust me girls in real life are much more satisifying than your own hand
Hanicake 0
lols, 30 more YDIs and you might break10,000.
underyourbreath 8
not that i don't enjoy a good dead baby joke every so often.. but seriously? the first thing that came to your mind? there's just no real punch line.. weaksauce joke.