Today, my boss told me to stop giving work to our college intern because it's an embarrassment to have someone who hasn't finished college working for him. This is the same boss who constantly brags about being a high school drop out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss confided that he doesn't like having interns in the workplace, because he finds it insulting that someone who hasn't finished their education can do our jobs. My boss frequently brags about being a high school dropout. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, my boss brought his son in as our new manager. This kid has zero experience in our industry and yet waltzed into a £75,000 job where his sole responsibility is telling me how to do a skilled job I started before he was born. Plus half the stuff he tries to tell me is incorrect. Cretin. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Today, my boss got mad at me because I told her that I wouldn't be able to work two days out of the week, due to college classes. She then cut back my hours so much that I now only work one day a week. I got the job in the first place to pay for my college classes. FML
Today, I was warned that I was failing too many students and it had to stop, so I showed my boss all of the easy assignments a lot of students didn't even turn in. She told me to stop using so many "big words" in them. I teach at a four year University. FML
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML
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Top comments
Repethetic 25
wow, your boss is a dick
alexanderjoe10 17
Your boss doesn't seem very fair...
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Comments (39)
Repethetic 25
wow, your boss is a dick
Murilirum 23
Some bosses are pretty good at that.
Arkajion 14
sometimes being an asshole is the only thing they can do...
alexanderjoe10 17
Your boss doesn't seem very fair...
AutisticAbyss 10
What hypocrisy.
PennyLane27 32
If he'd finished high school, maybe he'd know what that word means!
C00kiesNcream 24
Most bosses are horrid because they seem to think since they pay you, you owe them your entire existence. But he's a hypocrite.
JHPugh 19
See how fast he may change his ways if people keep quitting because of his bullshit
Kaei 21
you're boss is so stupid omg
KingBobtheThird 16
Oh the irony :)
imnotc00l 10
Your*
derangedplanet 23
how ridiculous. more like **** the interns life.
WitEluded 13
High school dropout logic.
Grayness_ 26
Hypocrite up the ass.
thejonac 21
what an asshole
cooltatgar 31
"I dropped out of high school to be like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, cool right!"
WitEluded 13
Except they both completed high school and some college...
keiNan_fml 35
they were Harvard drop outs not high school.