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Today, I found out that my hearing is average for a 60-year-old. I'm 30. FML
Today, I found out that my hearing is average for a 60-year-old. I'm 30. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find out that my tinnitus has suddenly worsened. I used to be able to just ignore it, but now it's ridiculous. Almost everyone says I'm "too young" to have it, especially this bad. I say those people can go fuck themselves. FML
Today, one of my ears randomly went deaf. I went to the doctor, thinking I had an ear infection or something. Turns out that your ears can go deaf entirely without reason, and I now have medication to take to see if I can get any of my hearing back in that ear. I'm only 26. FML
Today, at the age of 30, I was diagnosed with both sciatica and ADHD. I don't know whether to feel really old, or really young. FML
Today, I found out my lifespan has been reduced by a year just because of where I was born. FML
Today, I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, and was recently diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis. I must be pretty old, right? Wrong. I’m 28. FML
Today, I went to have my ears cleaned out because I’ve been experiencing signs of deafness. Guess what? My ears were already clear. I need hearing aids. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve lost my hair, some of my sight, and some teeth, so yeah, why not my hearing at this point… FML
Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML
Today, I had a customer tell me that I don't look a day over 39. I'm 35. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Hearing is overrated. Most of what people say is garbage so you're better off letting your ears protect your brain. Some hearing loss is not a bug, it's a feature.
Mathalamus 25
Eh, it’s not a bad thing. I’m hard of hearing and I consider it a good thing. You get to choose when to hear.
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Comments (7)
pjsr 33
What?
mccuish 25
My hearing for someone use is 29 I Is similar to someone who is in their 30s
Mathalamus 25
Eh, it’s not a bad thing. I’m hard of hearing and I consider it a good thing. You get to choose when to hear.
RichardPencil 32
Hearing is overrated. Most of what people say is garbage so you're better off letting your ears protect your brain. Some hearing loss is not a bug, it's a feature.
Dale Gulley 8
I have constant tinnitus. Be thankful all you have is hearing loss
silentbabydeer 10
It’s better than being profoundly deaf. I’m profoundly deaf and don’t hear for shit.
silentbabydeer 10
It’s better than being profoundly deaf.....I’m profoundly deaf and I don’t hear for shit to save my life.