Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees when some of his mates turned up in the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML
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BLiNdZoRz 3
Haha that idiot. DUMP HIM!
noshitsherlock 0
wow... I hope after that you dump him! That's disrespect and embarrassing!
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Comments (97)
My_averageFML 0
well that relationship didn't last very long.
Brey1013 0
The saddest thing about this, is that even though the dude treated the OP like total crap, i bet shes back with him right now.
tony8pie 0
Time for a new boyfriend!
teiso_fml 0
Good thing he showed his true colours before you guys really got serious!
mef_fml 0
soon to be exboyfriend i hope. what a tool.
cusinmex 0
get a new monkey
MLSxxox 3
Hope you dumped him
Witchcraft_fml 5
He pushed you behind a tree? XD
americaisbetter 1
hey ******. america is better. dont say mates. and its soccer you loser
Witchcraft_fml 5
Dense, ignorant troll.
Sorrytohearthat 0
Okay. 1. She never said anything about America being worse than the UK. 2. It's official name in the UK is football. 3. Mates is in the dictionary as "Friends" as one of the definitions. If somebody wants to use the word "mates", then they can, you stupid son of a bitch. People like you make the world HATE AMERICA. anyway. Your boyfriend sounds like an asshole and you should definitely confront him about it, and if he is still being an asshole then he doesn't deserve you at all.
Dale_xD 15
Wow, seriously? This is your way of making people LIKE America? Pfft.
baybe143 0
Honey, i know how that feels like.