Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About two minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
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Top comments
Hammer1722 19
That's horrible! Good on you for being a good person OP
nzhx 23
It's the thought that counts, OP. It's a shame your act of kindness took a wrong turn.
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Comments (53)
saraaa2552 15
Lmfao
chuka81 27
Well respect the birds. They did save us from the Alien invasion in War of the Worlds. They deserve some sandwich.
koganti 18
#12 ROFL
MDoremis 38
No good deed goes unpunished.
bigbluetardis 21
At least you are a good person and not putting your own needs before someone else's.. Hopefully the man isn't in too much pain
hasooon 24
Thank you sir. You just made my day. Haha.
tranced_ 45
You did your part you should be proud.
djm2010 8
I guess the birds needed it more.
TonierShadow 19
Birds, birds, BIRDS!!!
samthompson 12
oh my god. poor man!
interesting33 37
That was a very very kind thing of you to do OP. Thank you