Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, I discovered that when my doctor said my new medication "may cause sensitivity to sunlight" what he meant was "sit in total darkness during the day or your skin will feel like its burning off." FML
Today, I woke up early and went to the dermatologist's, only to have them tell me that the skin condition I have that causes big, white spots to appear is chronic and I can do nothing about it. But they did give me cream for a different skin condition they found. FML
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SARSvirus79 0
What's wrong with that? Sounds like a good look.
mayo21 0
on the bright side, if your walking around naked no one will know it's you if your face is covered.
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Comments (226)
tjsomethin 9
Trolololol
SARSvirus79 0
What's wrong with that? Sounds like a good look.
supersaiyan7 0
yeah, cuz he's so damn ugly!
EverybodyHatesCh 0
I am Conholio! I need more tippy for my bunghole!!!
xFuZioN 0
I don't see the problem. At least that way you won't see all the awkward stares you're getting.
hellogoodbye1996 6
it's cornholio and teepee
bowchickawowbone 0
And the problem is? That's what's "in" right now.
MissBunny25 0
OP since when is that a bad thing? every1luvsboners does that everyday.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Sounds like a good time.
Horde 8
In other words "day" and "night" creams. OP, you need some lotion for your brain too
sourgirl101 29
Do you still hear the screaming of the lambs, Boner? And it's T.P.=toilet paper. Don't forget to eat coffee grounds and wear a hoody.
ydi_4_suking 20
im only helping you cuz i heard you had a run in with that buffalo bill guy.... i heard he shoved a roadflare up your bung hole
rallets 23
it was buffalo bob in joe dirt lol hooooo hoooo hooooo hoooooo hoooo
bugmefmlnotnow 7
Am I the only one who thought of Elfen Lied?
rallets 23
it was buffalo bob in joe dirt lol hoooooo hoooo hoooo hooooo hooooo
rallets 23
it was buffalo bob in joe dirt lol hoooooo hoooo hoooo hooooo hooooo
FarSide 23
Maybe you should use 2 boxes, in case the first one breaks.
hellogoodbye1996 6
thanks #81 wasn't sure how to spell it. but I am now reminded.
largefoofighter 0
epic reason to go streaking!! just put a bag on your head like you would on an ugly chick haha
ChantelRenaeee 0
hahahaha WTF? I hate scientific lotions. they say all this random shit then mean something else!!
DocBastard 40
Scientific lotions? What the hell does that mean? Or did your iPod dictionary thingy screw your comment up?
sarapsosis 1
lol @ " random shit that means something else"
TempestRain 0
I have a feeling you are an idiot. Thanks for the lol.
sarapsosis 1
well I wasn't^^
josephhhhhh 0
yes they are talking to you, DUH! FIGHT... FIGHT....FIGHT
SassiestLemon 2
Scientific lotions? This is the best comment I have ever seen. Sorry, Doc.
shulgafish 0
no offense but I just need know... girl or boy?no lie or joke.
ChantelRenaeee 0
lol well I don't know what they're called! I call say they're scientific.(:
ChantelRenaeee 0
just say*
mayo21 0
on the bright side, if your walking around naked no one will know it's you if your face is covered.
Bakayarou_fml 0
He won't be able to see the bright side :(
Crucial347 0
^^ lmao
KMilliron 2
If he's naked and hot enough I won't be looking at his face. But then there's the question of what skin condition is exactly. Skin conditions =/= hot
sourgirl101 29
Is the skin condition on his balls? I don't understand, why the nakedness VS wearing shorts.
mazesm 11
23 agreed
SassiestLemon 2
92- Im sure the skin condition spread or something, so that's why he's gotta be nude. OP- Next time, buy an expensive *****. The bangin isn't much better, but you'll get less diseases.
chunkymunky666 0
aw that sucks :(
SassiestLemon 2
What the hell is your account pic supposed to be?
Ohmygiluvcookies 0
some kind of thing without eyes but only a mouth eating a sock?
weetbixkid 1
I want one
bfflrhea 0
i think the eyes are those black round things below the mouth. lmao
Alienkiller 0
just puts one at a time
aardvarkish 17
No, I think I prefer the naked plus box idea.
minniemouse61 0
lol or u could do that...
AceArctic 4
Sounds like a typical Friday night for me!
sports_chic 6
put the face cream on t night an they body cream in the day !
krazygirl100 9
it sounds hot
jmac317 0
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
calvin10 0
good luck with that!
marinus_fml 20
Sounds like a paper bag job :D
minktheshrink 0
agreed. plus paper bags are lighter and seem to be cheaper
KMilliron 2
Recycle pl0x
iEpicNinjaPanda 0
i agree with six. :p or just... ask for a different lotion?(: