dearme
United States
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4
LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night
Triccmo 0
That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.
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CASoulNYCmind 0
Way to be a spaaaaaz. Switch to decaf and get off the karate fantasies.
zakkattackrawr 0
That made me laugh out loud! That's hard to make me do that!
xxmusicxloverxx 0
that made me laugh. lol that was great.
love_the_fame 0
Lmao!! I remember cracking up and rolling around on my bed after voting yes for this while moderating!! It sounds like something from a Ben Stiller movie.
ballplayer32 1
haha. i started laughing when i read this
genki008 0
http://experiencelifemag.com/blogs/survival-of-the-fittest/files/2008/04/crane.jpg
DrunkenLullaby 0
Lmao. I do stuff like this all the time!
Sokai_fml 0
I LOL'd. Thanks. :D
Lexci 0
aw this made my day. i literally LOLed. I feel bad for you. I wonder what the people around you were thinking lmao. probably worried that trainer too. lmao
SuperSpore 0
Reminds me of when I watched the Haunted Car video for the first time. I like, almost hit the ceiling. Like "HOLY SH-T! WTF DID YOU SHOW ME THAT FOR???"