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Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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shouldn't you know the songs you're listening to? and a karate pose? really?? why?!

mrose57 0

I laughed so hard I almost needed an ambulance myself! Thanks!!

LMFAAAOOO that was the hardest ive laughed at an FML ever.. thank you for that. karate FAIL

Hahahahaha, oh Jesus.

hahahaha I actually laughed out loud at this one. Thats hilarious, thanx for that :)

******* lol

amandax6 0

hahaha dumb. but funny.

tiffanyyy93 0

HAHAHAHH. i can totally picture this happening and laugheddd. very few fmls actually make me laugh out loud so this is a greattt one :]