dearme
United States
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4
LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night
Triccmo 0
That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.
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EpicBoobs 0
This is my new favorite FML xD
dreamsmean 3
lmao this is one of the only fmls that has made me laugh out loud, for longer than ten seconds. as well as #13 and #37's comments... this is amazing. thank you for making me feel better hahaha
sublime93 0
Ok best fml in a while lmao
dustbunny10 0
Haha that's happened to me once!!! No karate pose but I did jump pretty high!!!
K2snow 0
This is easily the funniest FML i've ever read. @ 13, i died laughing at ur comment.
CapriceClassic 0
Ok, that really made me crack up! It sounds like something that would be done in a Seth Rogen or Will Farrell movie! Too funny!! I would have LOVED to see that happen!
gclunax 0
Shouldnt you know what your songs sound like...?
lyndi16 0
Lmfao I totally just pictured that
particrashr 0
Wow.
spidergirl040812 0
lol this is sssooo funny number 8 ur hilarious lol