dearme
United States
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4
LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night
Triccmo 0
That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.
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judgmentalbear 0
Lmfao !! LOL!!! Sry dude but that's so perfect I love it!!!!!
pommeblossom 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
fuck_YOUR_lives 0
you're a ******* tool dumbass
startrekker 3
#37 I completely burst out loud laughing at your comment, then I read it to my sister and she cracked up as well. Love it.
suzyiswoozy 0
lmao dude, i freaking love you :] (i agree w. 35, please, PLEASE, make this illustrated)
Elizabeth_495_xo 0
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can soo see that happening in my head LMAO
bRaNdOnROX 0
Turn ur ****** headphones down then
spirited_away33 0
yes. karate poses ftw. you rock.
iLOVEtaylorlautn_fml 0
fail.
Apone 0
Funny, but you're still a douche.