dearme
United States
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4
LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night
Triccmo 0
That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.
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dmmd8686 0
You jumped into a karate pose? THAT was your first instinct? What a loser - I bet you look and act just like McLovin.
Isabella_Lyn 0
I laughed, hard, and very loud. And I still am. =)
airplanefood 0
thank you for posting this - it totally made my day. i laughed out loud at this too.
CHILL222 0
thnx that made me smile =D
GrantOWNS 0
Lmao!! Dude, you're ******* hilarious.
carrot89 0
LMFAO #137
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
I lol'ed. Seriously. Props.
_awkward_ 0
hahahahaha oh wow that is hilarious. You don't even understand...
OHHgreatttt 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i laughed for like ten minutes when i read this!!!!!!!!!!
mcd62 0
You know, karate isn't actually a very efficient means of defending one's self unless one trains exceedingly hard.