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Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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Jennydew 0

Sounds like something I'd do.....

Eelusive 0

Karate stance? Really? YDI for not knowing your own playlist.

squeaksx24 0

LMFAO! Nice one.

zombiechic 0

That is so funny. Totally sounds like something I would do.

this made me laugh so hard hahaha

treli1593 0

new song or not turn your damn headphones down. YDI

awesomeperson 0

omfg you totally just made my day!!!! your life isn't f*cked, its awesome!

Cut way down on the caffeine.

mon_e_mons 0

nerd.

THE_TRUTH_HURTS 0

huahahaha, you need to start attending that yoga class instead.