dearme
United States
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4
LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night
Triccmo 0
That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.
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TasteMyInk 0
Hahaha that is majorly funny! Very nice FML. I wud totally do something like that!
McLaughlane 0
ah, hahahaha, that sucks, but if you explained it to the trainer I'm sure they'd understand. It's not like you're the first person this has ever happened to.
4690flowerz 0
Haha turn the volume downnn!
goldenboy121 0
Dang, the bad thing is I can picture this happening to me or me seeing someone do this haha
drennie 0
"Deee dee deeeeee!" says Carlos Mencia!
stoneycreekian33 0
hahaha!
Peanu_theGreat 0
HAHAHAHAHA. THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME SO MANY TIMES! xDDD I love you. LMAO. Oh, this made my day!
ShelbyG 0
Rofl! Thats awesome. Bahahaha. I turned on my iPod while I was asleep once (With the volume on the highest mark) and it blasted in my ears and my friend was like "Holy shiiit! What happened?!" I said "iPod" she then said "Damn, I heard music start playin from all the way over here then a split second later you practically had a seizure and screamed bloody murder, haha."
24788 7
lol, he owned you.
AlexNeenan 0
ROFLMAO!! Thank you so much for this! Classic example of what an FML should be. Also, great comments, no big arguments...perfect.