dearme
United States
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4
LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night
Triccmo 0
That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.
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lenahope19 0
Hahah. This is the funniest FML I've read in ages.
diana491141 0
Hahahahaha that totally almost happens to me a bunch when I'm driving and the song has sirens in it (there's one in particular that I can't think of). I always think it's the cops, which is weird because I'm a pretty good driver and knock on wood I've never been pulled over.
moony13_fml 0
I've actually done that before. Not with a karate pose, but I've done the jump and spin around bit. :) They won't remember when you go in next time.
santana5427 0
Hahaha u idiot
Skill3D 0
Hiya! xD
emmyvonlee 0
ahaha i've done this before xD i once accidentally smacked someone too. and i agree with #78, they won't remember.
familyguyfan 0
Been there done that. But that was hilarious :)
iamspartacus2 0
I wish I was there so I could laugh at your stupid ass in person
iamspartacus2 0
#8. Nice.
NoMercy_fml 0
Confucius Say: Your a ******* retard!