dearme
United States
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4
LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night
Triccmo 0
That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.
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danceydancetime 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! best fml ever
SpeedyBurd34 3
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously THE best FML I've read ever!!! I'm still laughing!! I scared the shit out of my mom and almost pissed myself at the same time!! Thanx!!!!!!!!
Mose 0
I had a scrubs moment and pictured the whole thing happening in my head. It even sounds like something that jd would do haha. I laughed for about ten minutes after reading this though, thank you
iBimmer 0
ROFLMFAO! Funniest FML ever! Thank you for the laugh.
lich_fml 0
shit. i hate when that happens!
infinite_hope 0
This has to be one of the funniest ones in a while. I too had thought something was said when in fact it was my headphones
martymcfly12 0
Was this song you suffer by napalm death?
Love4Ever_fml 0
LOL this one made me laugh so hard. I think this is the best one on this website.. wat song was it? O_o
jambalai555 0
lmfao youare a bamf lololol god i can picture it
saturdaymmrs 0
that's would be the effect of listening to brokencyde.