dearme
United States
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4
LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night
Triccmo 0
That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.
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JustWeeMe 11
HAHAHA!!! This is definitely one of my favorites!!!
91hayek 31
This is the best illustrated FML I have seen.
cynicalsatireman 12
Amateur level karate, actually helps to get mugged.
cheesebond 29
That's what you get for learning karate?
xxhdxx 11
was it the NCIS Miami Theme
Ovidio 5
I be the song was "hey little momma let me whisper in your ear" lmfao