dearme
United States
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4
LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night
Triccmo 0
That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.
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alex_gen 39
Beware the fist of the dragon!
coldstar 15
At least you've got good reflexes.
TheBigDawg 8
This illustration is horrible. Two instances of scribbling out text? Disgusting. That said, the FML itself is pretty funny and the art itself is okay.
fml1365 30
I am a little confused by the illustration.
Krystal3408 32
Oh my! I've had it happen to me, but I didn't freak out like that haha. You kind of deserve it but at the same time FYL for going into that karate pose.
sunnyray812 42
That happened to me so many times. The unexpected start of a new song nearly gives me heart attacks a the time.
JesseAttack 21
I feel your pain. However, when it happened to me, there were only a few people. Hopefully you had the guts to go back to the gym :P.
evildemonchild 18
LMFAO! Thanks for the images in my head
Alhamdulilah 15
Really?? What type of illustration is that? Pdf text? -,-
zachthegaut 10
The illustrated version of this makes me so angry