dearme
United States
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4
LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night
Triccmo 0
That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.
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ignoranceonhigh 0
Haaaaa lmaooo chop chop pow pow! Kablaamm
ACDCfan 0
You jumped into a karate pose? What a nerd!
GeneralBE 0
thank you for the lolz
jammerslammer 0
Oh gosh that would suck
hottie620 0
thats funny way
thisismemaria 0
This is the best FML I've read lately!
19lollipop96 0
THIS O E IS MY FAVORITE ONE HAHAHA LOSER
bbobe900000 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I actually laughed out loud when I read this so ******* hilarious
psurf 0
OH MY GOD THATS FUNNY!!!!!
kaylasank 0
this is the BEST FML EVER!!! I laughed so hard I peed my pants.....not really but it's still REALLY funny.