dearme
United States
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4
LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night
Triccmo 0
That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.
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HustnWeHavAProbl 0
Bwahahahahahaha
cel514 0
these are the types of fmls I lice to read! haha
kevoo_fml 3
lmfaoooo hahahahhaha, i almost pissed myself hahahaha ahhh too funnnyyyy
Rah88 0
That is soo freakin hilarious! ...Love it
Xotik174 6
Maybe you should stop listening to screamer on a high volume.
sorrowevicteon 9
Overreactive trainer... And you're not wrong to feel that way. Better paranoid than mugged without any resistance...
NIRVANA1990s 1
oh my gosh...I laughed SOOO hard! the whole thing went down in my head :)
mk58 31
I love how your first reflex is to jump into a karate position. Good on you, I guess, you'll be effective if someone ever tries to mug you.
davedavedavedav 6
yep maybe you need an ambulance! haaha
paisleigh 3
I freaking Laughed OuT LOUD IN FRONT OF MY WHOLE OFFICE and got dirty looks from my boss! Fml