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Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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Comments (260)

Chelsee45 5

lmao. that is hilarious! :D

egyptgrl95 0

that happened to me in class, Soulja Boy started and screamed "you!". and i jumped.

alieileen966 0

LMAO

hahaahaa that's hilarious tht wld b something I wld do

beanstar11 5

I actually loled!! :)

Metal rules! =D I got that too...without the ambulance and karate part XD

Lol your volume was too loud!

it was actually the trainer's reaction thats hilarious lol

flippidyshit 9

you are a retard

MzDocDoom 0

its so funny cuz ive done that!!