dearme
United States
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4
LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night
Triccmo 0
That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.
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pneumoniaman 0
That happens to me like everyday. Gotta quit the heavy metal playlist on shuffle.
sUpEr_FmL 0
LMFAOOO that is the funniest shit in the world!!! i think this is my favorite FML ever!!!!
kayleigh159 0
I just sat in my room laughing non stop for like 10 minutes after reading this!
SarcasticRemark 0
Hahaha. I have a song that starts with "Hello. Hello. Hello" in a strange voice; it always makes me jump.
BreezyPear 0
Omg this FML is amazing, i've actually done stuff like that before hahaha
jajarabbit 0
LMAO thats hilarious. the 2nd time i read it, i cant believe i missed how funny that was! haha i was laughing for like 5 minutes!
jorge10928 0
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!
kayPandastyle 15
that was freakin hilarious i literally LOL'D
kennington 0
that's totally what I would have done!
Shirou 0
YDI, you don't even know your own songs in your MP3 player?