Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
littlemuffet 0
That doesn't even make sense.
AndrewPao32 0
He wanted to ****...not to go on a date.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (153)
AndrewPao32 0
He wanted to ****...not to go on a date.
naaah 0
I think his life is the one thats ******.
mmmBURGERRR 0
He's a contradicting loser who doesn't deserve you anyway. **** HIS life.
snowelle85 2
ya hes a f***facee
mmmBURGERRR 0
He's a contradicting loser who doesn't deserve you anyway. **** HIS life.
99Rage 0
There's a difference between "making the first move" he could have just meant that as a sexual overtone.
medusa_fml 0
its obvious all he wanted was to get laid you interpretted "first move" wronge
Via_Baudelaire 0
Im pretty sure by "Making the first move" he meant sex.
furi7 0
Strong woman...I hope you broke his balls and rearranged his speech.
Good_old_Grim 8
I'm pretty sure that he didn't mean sex. He is simply an insecure teenager. What he meant was "I want the woman to make it perfectly clear that she wants me, so that I don't have to endanger my image and reputation by risking rejection, but then I still want to pretend I'm a man and be in control."
angeluv_2014 22
Amazing. You said that perfectly. Props to you bro
EverWatcher 0
#15 and #17 may have figured out the answer to the riddle... The dude is still a douche, however: if #15 is right, then the guy's just lazy and sexually objectifies women, expecting them to serve him.