Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
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Top comments
littlemuffet 0
That doesn't even make sense.
AndrewPao32 0
He wanted to ****...not to go on a date.
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Comments (153)
washburn_fml 0
What a tool. If a girl I was interested in made a move like that, I'd be like "rad!" FYL indeed.
angeluv_2014 22
Good for you! Glad to know they're not all freaks like that one
ammali 0
#20 is right, he's clearly too immature to have a relationship if he's got that attitude anyway.
xThatRandomGirlx 0
Then he's a douche and you don't need him around
mylifesucks_alot 0
So basically he's a hypocrite. Look for someone better.
MaiLouIsLegend 0
Good) you tried Bad) he needs to make up his mind or he's all talk You both fail.
angeluv_2014 22
How does she fail? She was just listening to what he said and he went all physco freak on her. How was she supposed to know this guy was such a weirdie? You fail for that comment.
Jaywin 3
He's just not that into you and he was looking for an excuse not to date you.
Mish_fml 0
Wow, what a loser (that guy). Well, it isn't even your loss anyway. Better to not have him than to find out he has double standards later
losergirl 0
#4 ftw (:
DankJemo 0
ah, that's not your fault... He was sending mixed messages, in fact he was probably just telling you he liked strong women to make himself look better in your eyes. If he doesn't like women asking men out, he doesn't like strong women.
hahaha6 0
I have to say that i am in agreement with #20 as well. Although most people do that, not just guys.