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haha man, that's hilarious. You should be whispering in creepy ways all day long!
Imagine a mundane conversation carried out entirely in creepy voice. She: It's warm today, isn't it? He: Oh, yes, it is hot. She: I hope it rains. He: But that will make us wet. She: Wear a rain mac or use an umbrella. He: Yes, that will keep us dry. - Cue rain, lightning, and thunder. Both: Muahaha!!!
46- Yeah I totally read that out loud in the creepy voice... Laughter included.
RaquelW
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"then it puts the lotion on its skin..."
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!!
isn't that supposed to be good
Just turn it back around on him. Boyfriend: You washed your hands. Good. OP: That's not all I washed... Boyfriend: What do you mean? OP: I also washed my feet. Boyfriend: After peeing?? OP: Yessssssss!!!
italiancows
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Wow, who washes there feet after peeing? Earh! I hate feet, they creep me out...
SLEinTN
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That's why it would be funny!
you people make no sense
38-Two things: 1.) It's their, not there dammit. Is it really that difficult to differentiate the two? 2.) The 'washed my feet' part was a joke, dumbass.
38 - that depends how poor their aim is!
I'm surprised no one seems to be getting this. Damn.
Is it because you changed your photo? Lol... I see the hilarity....
Sorry Doc. On this site, I don't get it= thumbs down. I understood the joke, though. One thumb up to help you out of the hole!
I'm thinking Doc meant something about a foot job, a common fetish. If I'm wrong, this will be awkward.
Or maybe she's a squatter.
Doc, I would like to apologize on behalf of everyone who thumbs you down because they don't get your jokes. Not everyone has a good sense of humor.
BlackBlazeCobra
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Well good, you don't have to worry about him being a mess.
emstar828
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Oh man, too funny. Sounds like some weird shit my boyfriend would say. Hes a keeper OP! & to the d-bags who said dim
Did he then ask you to go make him a sandwich with those freshly washed hands?
challan
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Lmao I thought the same thing.
Cintia07
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Some people do that & I don't get it! Next time give him the stink eye & say yes slowly. But laugh afterwards, it's the key, otherwise you both will think each other are creeps lol
He might have a germ issue.
ChickInGreenVans
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i smell (pun intended) an O.C.D dude!! or he just has a 'queer' eye for clean hands!! Atleast you now know for sure that he washes his hands 0_o!!
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Good girl
At least you wash your hands. A lot of people don't...