Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML
Today, I was so bored at a family gathering that I pretended to be busy texting the whole time. I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in my family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Today, I pretended to be on a work call to avoid talking to my neighbour. Mid-fake call, my phone actually rang. I had to answer it and have two simultaneous conversations while avioding eye contact with my neighbour. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML
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ironik970 13
I foresee owning a cat due to loneliness in your future.
JLattouf 22
Just be happy your phone didn't ring loudly while you were having your "conversation"
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Comments (67)
Neonnight 0
Get some friends life's lonely
CrazyManNo9 29
Real grownups, and there aren't that many of us, get comfortable with just ourselves and who we are. You will get there.
grdianknight 0
a ten year old texting...this world really is going downhill
Raheemdplayer 7
I probably wouldn't go as far as having a conversation with myself, If anything I'd pretend to be texting or something. It baffles me how kids have phones so young nowadays FYL
gigi03 5
Lol
bubo_fml 11
U must be REALLY close to ur cousin to be THAT jealous...I suggest diversifying your gene pool...
ZielZone 4
Why are you jealous of a 10 year old?? Did you NOT get enough attention as a child???
RebekahBrooke 9
I had a pink razor flip phone at ten. I couldnt text on it though. That spoiled turd:p
hashshim 23
hahahaha I remember when Razor flip phones were supposed to be the greatest phones ever lmao.
mj_ok 9
I got jealous at a 10year old one time, Darkest time of my life but you got to do what you gotta do.
vbmg152 19
That's messed up!! How pitiful are you?? YDI!!