Anonymous
Bairnsdale, Australia
Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Clay City, United States
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Anonymous
Lizard queen
Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
I-love-my-tea
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Dangerous implements
Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML
ForeverYoung
Today, I got mistaken for a high school freshman. It’s my 23rd birthday. FML
owned
Singapore
Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
disappointedjamaican
Coventry, United Kingdom
Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML
Anonymous
Saturday night fever
Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML
Top comments
wannagofast 3
Age doesn't win coloring competitions...I'm 25 and would still lose
JSwerv3 6
I did it for my nephew and lost to a six year old
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Comments (162)
jackery 2
Not bad
biggestfan23 11
That's actually pretty bad. I'm all for coloring but really OP?
LennyComa 39
Hold on the prize may be awesome, but i guess lying is wrong so "Bad OP sit in the corner and think about what you did....and no dessert for a week"
MizzKilljoy69 11
2- comment goes well with the picture
airforce987 20
82 - you don't say?
FMLsAreAwesome 0
No, it's supposed to be you don't say with the pic :D
wannagofast 3
Age doesn't win coloring competitions...I'm 25 and would still lose
Hollers1995 0
I think it's because if he couldn't have entered as someone more than x years old
Unicornszxcvb 6
How do you win a coloring competition anyway? I must know....not so I can lie about my age and win or anything! Haha..ha....
elinhjortskull 7
Everybody loves coloring competitions.
LaughinStock 16
Until this day I can't stay within the lines because it's to mainstream. See its what the "man" wants me to do. :)
Ugi 27
You are a fraud and should be ashamed.
jackassiddy 8
I know. I want to hit YDI, but I kinda feel like that would be saying OP deserved to win..
DobiesJS2012 9
And so starts the colorful beginnings of identity theft...
Zaros_fml 24
58- I see what you did there... Clever girl.
muFilter 19
I completely agree, 5. As if up and coming young artists didn't already have it hard enough, OP comes along wielding prohibited shears of wisdom just to nip them all in the bud.
JSwerv3 6
I did it for my nephew and lost to a six year old
SkoomaKi 28
#6 - I bet that six year old's picture was also drawn by his uncle. Did you color over the lines?
JayJaysGirl 0
You have the hottest profile pic...js(:
alessandrarawrr 3
have my babies
Wicked361 8
70- WTF!?! that has nothing to do with coloring!
hatesfate 6
124 - of course it does because then they will have kids to enter into coloring competitions. Duh!
challan 19
Wow creeper alert!
XxblueyyxX 3
Hey, at least you won!(:
DMarie217 0
"Im a big kid now!!" said the five year old... So when will u say the phrase?
worldclassrager 41
I would do the same...but I cannot draw to save my life...it looks like Charles Manson wanted a logo and who drew it died and made it look worse than it already did...but still I feel your pain...
Heinousness 0
10- you should have just replied to her. I can't draw either, but I will draw something.
stormchaser24 24
Why?
SkoomaKi 28
WHY?! Coloring is the essence of life, without coloring how would we make it through the day? How would we learn our colors? How could we thank people if we couldn't color something for them? What would children do without coloring?! Coloring helps us students with art classes and graphical design! Coloring is the meaning of life. That is why. (As you can tell, I like coloring)
Pandacupcakelove 26
Thank you for that inspirational speech. It honestly changed my view of this entire world! :')
perdix 31
Of course, it's so sad that you've been developing your coloring skills in your teen years. I hope you have been similarly diligent with your potty training endeavors.
allard 14
I bet it was Ecru..
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Perhaps 'I'm messin' was a poor choice of words in this case.
KatieKupcake4195 9
Happy late birthday :)
XxWolvesBitexX 8
Wtf?