Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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tj4234 36
well... that kinda is pussy behaviour lol.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Well that's rude. But why we're you crying?
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Comments (173)
strikerfm1 0
What a pussy you are OP
chesoes 8
Will its true....
WitchyArmyWife00 0
You're*
darkkisses 6
Lol don't worry OP I love Tinkerbell too, I guess her pixie dust didn't reach him lmao
MSvictoria 0
It's just tinkerbell...
Clamcreepy 7
That sure isn't manly...(guy voice from beer commercial)
phenx84 1
Mmhmm.. He probably turned back around, bit his knuckles and then wiped a silent tear himself.
Missimoo2901 0
Why did you start crying in the first place???
kross86 2
Funny thing is, I don't think the girl and her friend are ******* for crying about tinker bell. I'm not real sure why, but at worst they're just a bit emotional which, frankly, is all that uncommon among women. You, on the other hand, are a male with the profile name "anarchy" and profile description talking about allegiance to Walt Disney, moderating inappropriate jokes, an removing pics with firearms or alcohol in them. That just makes you a poser. The comment you left about the guy being repressed and out of touch with his feelings, on the other hand, makes you a pussy.
Zombiegirl420 1
Then maybe you shouldn't cry like "******* *******"