Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML
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Top comments
Richard16 0
thats pretty ****** up
shannonreneee 11
What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.
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Comments (368)
cindayy77 0
I would've slapped him and said, "I'm sure my son is way cuter then you were when you were 3" then walk off with my son xD
cptmorgan15 2
O no you didn't?!
therealsuperman 0
he's still young enough for you to trade him in for a cute little kitten
BurnDownTheDawn 11
or a puppy ! :D
staceysgenesis16 0
WOW thats fuked! i wudd hav slapped the shit outta him
10thPrestige 0
You should have told him he was the father, then the kid wouldn't have been so damn ugly.
TKello 6
And...the date of the trial is when...? I mean surely you did tell your son to cover his eyes while you beat the crap out of that old man right?
Doortje 30
I would've punched him. I mean, wtf?! Old people always think they can do whatever the hell they want, but this one wouldn't have gotten away with it. Jerk.
alex1432 9
I agree I would have ****** him up right then and there for saying that to my kid
DiamondFinish 0
Interesting...
JEHughes 13
I would have hit him and broke his nose and ask him looked messed up then.
lamAzn 0
Say that back to him.
samicna 4
he's a douche bag and it's only an fml if you let him get to you!