Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML
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Top comments
Richard16 0
thats pretty ****** up
shannonreneee 11
What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.
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Comments (368)
lazy_girl 12
Wow... RUDE! Sometimes, people forget that their opinion really isn't neccessary lol i would've said "I'm supposed to care what you think, because...?" Thats right, theres no good answer, 'cause you're not supposed to give a **** about what complete strangers think of you... or your children :) Only the people who love you really matter!!
sgtrobswifey 0
Shoulda told him he's a walking abortion, and then "politely
sgtrobswifey 0
told him to drink a cup of bleach and tell ya how he feels in the morning. ********!
mgrubby 4
Trip him while walking down the aisle. Hopefully he breaks a hip.
codenamel 1
Some things just need to be said!
AarionHailey 0
I would've pinched a putz. That's just ****** up.
lmaoatall 6
should have said, ya, your mother shouldn't have bred with a chimp, you sorry excuse for an ape- now go fetch your bananas before I call the zoo and tell them their prize side show freak excaped
lmaoatall 6
should have said, ya, your mother shouldn't have bred with a chimp, you sorry excuse for an ape- now go fetch your bananas before I call the circus and tell them their prized side show freak excaped
hosson 0
he should've been swallowed that asshole. sorry OP :/
lmaoatall 6
should have said, ya, your mother shouldn't have bred with a chimp, you sorry excuse for an ape- now go fetch your bananas before I call the circus and tell them their prized side show freak excaped
muffinlizzie 7
Bitch slap!