Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML
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Top comments
Richard16 0
thats pretty ****** up
shannonreneee 11
What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.
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Comments (368)
MuchDance90s 0
that's so very mean
OhHiTheree 0
Probably should've cussed him out!
10thPrestige 0
What's the point? he wouldn't be able to hear her anyways.
jess6blondie9 3
Cussing someone out is immature and pointless.
Viciousvixen_21 0
And I wouldve said "WOW! at least he's not as disgusting as your saggy c*nt!"
JoshForever 0
I bet you he said that cause that's what they told his mom about him hahahaha
xxCupcakeGirlxx 0
WTF
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
What did you do or said back to him?
MuffyStJacques 0
Hate to admit it, but I'm sure most people think those things in their heads. This old guy just happened to be brave/old enough to express his thoughts.
Jimster1712 0
ouch.. that bastard. i have a feeling this is fake, noone would say such harsh stuff.
unsuccesfulmastu 4
least he was being honest I mean you could of stopped doing crack while your were pregnant
Miss_Random 0
The man is entitled to his opinion, but there was no need for him to openly insult her child that way! Really? What did he accomplish by doing that? Other than hurting the mother's feelings and making himself look like the ass that he is!
TheCountess 4
Agreed. This is the most sensible reply I've read yet.